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What was the last funny pick up story that happened to you at a bar?
I'm just curious because I'm going to lie to a guy I'm going out with to make him jealous. Just a small story will do. Thx!
This one guy wrote on a napkin "Does your mother let you talk to strangers?" and slid it over to me. it was so cute, we ended up dating for a few months.
Another time, this guy came up to me and just kissed me. Out of no where. I was like... WTF? and he looked at me said "Oh, my bad... i thought you were someone else." and he didn't more. He just stood there. After a few seconds, he said "Wanna do it again?" Turns out, he wasn't there with anyone and just thought I was cute. He didn't know what to say, so he decided to kiss me instead. And boy... was he GOOD at it.
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