Vampire Volvo

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TWILIGHT EDWARD CULLEN "VAMPIRE IN A VOLVO" T-SHIRT-MED
US $16.00

Twililght- Who doesn't want to read it because of the reasons listed below?

1. They sparkle in sunlight
2. They don't have fangs!
3. They don't consum people blood unless they are evil
4. They don't sleep in coffins! Or at all!
5. Falling in love with a 'mortal' Oh pa-lease!
6. Edward drives a volvo and goes to school! Vampires are not supposed to do that crap! They go out at night after gettting out of their coffin resting place and they search for humans to quench their thirst for blood! That is a vampire not the pansy who goes to school, falls in love with a mortal, drives a car, isn't affected by sunlight in a bad way such as buring to death, and who don't have fangs to suck human blood but they have regular teeth to get rats and animals! Stupid sorry you little Twilighters!

Whatever happened to the wonderful creepy bloody vampire stories we love? Example- Inteview With The Vampire! That was great! They died in sunlight, they killed people, they suck human blood, it was funny and grusome! That is what I call vampires!

Anyone else agree?

I don't mind those traits, really. Authors have a right to be creative. If all vampire novels were the same, why would you keep reading them?
I do despise Twilight for different, reasons. Such as the bland, flat, boring, unrealistic, Mary Sue/Gary Stu traits all of them have. And, of course, how it says that as long as a girl has a man, she needs no future, no education, no job, and no mortality; if a girl has no man, she is completely worthless; that it's perfectly alright to run off and do stupid things as long as someone will save you; that emotionally abusive relationships are wonderful (and yes, Eddie IS abusive. If you want some proof, see my reply on http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvjdPxKBn4sGHONm0mLfuxrty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080727204536AAjmtoj&show=7#profile-info-tqIaTWkHaa ); that stabbing your friends in the back with every step is alright; that it's okay to have no friends outside of intimate relationships; that only the hottest, oddest, rarest guys deserve to be dated... Things like that. (Not to mention the writing style. And the plot - or, lack thereof. And no, a baseless relationship doesn't make up a plot.)
/That's/ why I hate Twilight.